Follow these steps...

Due to the holiday, I didn't want to take up too much of people's time celebrating and remembering the guise the white men put on before they annihilated a race of people and stole their land. So I'm just posting some links that should be checked out.

1.) To remind us of how thankful we all are for all the red states, click here to go to Google.
2.) In the search menu, type "weapons of mass destruction," then click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button rather than the search one.
3.) Read the error message carefully.
4.) And have a thankful day off from work.